Let Me Be Your Narcissist

Every time I look in the mirror, all I see is perfection
I’m going the right way, but in the wrong direction

My lips are so luscious, they’ve just gotta be kissed
Oh baby let me be your narcissist

My hair is oh so fabulous, and my beard divine
My clothes are sartorial, my physique sublime

My lips are so luscious, they’ve just gotta be kissed
Oh baby let me be your narcissist
Well let me be your narcissist, I’ll be him tonight
I’m your charming man, so don’t put up a fight

I’m in love with my own reflection, I am Dorian Gray
Can I ever be cured? That’ll be the day

My lips are so luscious, they’ve just gotta be kissed
Oh baby let me be your narcissist
Well let me be your narcissist, I’ll be him tonight
I’m your charming man, so don’t put up a fight

Well let me be your narcissist, I’ll be him tonight
I’m your charming man, so don’t put up a fight
Well let me be your narcissist, I’ll be him tonight
I’m your charming man, so don’t put up a fight
I’m your charming man, so don’t put up a fight
I’m your charming man, so don’t put up a fight




Boorer and Leaver 2025

LHS – for narcissists everywhere… I even get Buddy Holly and Smiths references in, howzat?!

* Studio Quote – The gecko shit has a white tip, that’s how you recognise it – Boz, Ah! – LHS