Dr. Dirty

I’m Dr. Dirty, so very flirty and my mind’s hell bent on you
I’m a pleaser, a dirty geezer and I’ll change you with a turning of my screw

I’ll inspect ya, resurrect ya, take you to the highest height
Don’t be a stranger, I’ll rearrange ya, in the deepest, darkest night

I’m Dr. Dirty, I’m over 30 and my mind’s hell bent on you
I’m a pleaser, a dirty geezer and I’ll change you with a turning of my screw

I’ll inspect ya, resurrect ya, take you to the highest height
Don’t be a stranger, I’ll rearrange ya, in the deepest, darkest night

I’m Dr. Dirty, so very dirty, and my mind’s hell bent on you
I’m a pleaser, a dirty bleeder and I’ll change you with a turning of my screw

I’ll inspect ya, resurrect ya, take you to the highest height
Don’t be a stranger, I’ll rearrange ya, in the deepest, darkest night
I’ll inspect ya, resurrect ya, take you to the highest height
Don’t be a stranger, I’ll rearrange ya, in the deepest, darkest night

My prognosis, deep psychosis, a little blue pill just makes me ill
Fenestration, no penetration, but we all know
I’m over the hill!



Boorer and Leaver 2025

LHS – a friend once told me that she had been on the receiving end of unwanted “medical” attention and inappropriate behaviour – so this is for all dirty doctors, and I even managed to work in a “Hell’s bent on Rocking” reference, fab huh?